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闲人马大姐第50集剧情

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《马大姐减肥》艾嘉无意中翻出几张

老照片，觉得马大姐当年长得还凑合。马大姐得意忘形，胡吹一气，还把当年的衣服找出来，追忆那似水流年。马大姐人到中年，那些衣服穿起来十分不合身，但她硬要逞能，跳了一段忠字舞，结果弄了个扣子崩落，裤子开线。想起当年苗条的自己，马大姐伤感不已。马大姐痛下决心减肥，因为觉得减肥药太贵，就首先从节食抓起，可是由于意志不坚定，看着老王父女俩吃肉实在眼馋，屡屡破戒，几天过去体重未降反增。为远离诱惑，马大姐把伙食采购权从老王手里夺了过来，从此马家天天吃斋，来了贵客也不例外，弄得客人不高兴，老王十分尴尬。老王爷俩儿受不了这种苦行，背着马大姐偷偷开小灶，被马大姐发现，遭到了严厉批评。从此老王就天天吃食堂，艾嘉则日日到刘勇家混吃混喝。马大姐顾影自怜，总问老王和艾嘉自己是不是瘦了，二人为早日恢复正常的家庭秩序，不得不违心地作答。马大姐得意地去称体重，结果又重了好几斤。马大姐总结经验，决定两手抓，节食锻炼双管齐下。这下苦了老王，被马大姐抓去陪练，辛辛苦苦上了一天班，下班还要陪马大姐跑步，几天下来，老王瘦了一圈儿，马大姐却是有增无减。老王建议马大姐进行“生活减肥”，主要原则就是少吃、少睡、多干活，马大姐欣然接受，此后马家虽还是粗茶淡饭，但家务活儿让马大姐全包了。老王暗自得意。好景不长，这日老王回家，发现马大姐在胡吃海塞，忍不住来了通冷嘲热讽，马大姐索性宣布减肥失败，为弥补损失要大吃三天，把家务活也都全部甩给了老王。

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